Rick Santorum Calls for Unity

For some strange reason some ass-hat journalist recently felt the need to interview former Senator/current fucktard Rick Santorum. Why?The last time I saw that prick he was standing in front of a podium, caked with orange panstick, conceding defeat next to his heavily sedated wife and their creepy offspring after being ousted from his Senate seat due to his smug hypocrisy, his passion for being Bush's ass monkey, his Nazi-Christian ideals, and the fact that his constituents found out that he'd cheated them out of over $50,000 to pay for private school for his children.Just a couple of the brilliant ideas that have came from the inept brain of Rick Santorum include:Claiming the constitution did not guarantee personal freedom because it could lead to bestiality and incestDefending the catholic priests in Boston that molested children by implying it was actually the liberals and homosexuals who should be held responsibleQuestioning parents who put their children through the "weird socialization" of public schoolsNow Santorum has crawled out his hole to speak out on what he sees as the worst side effect of the Iraq War......the fact that it's dividing the G.O.P.Gag. Same old Santorum bullshit.Don't you worry, Rick. The G.O.P. aren't really all that divided. They're all still a bunch of rich greedy assholes hiding behind the bible and the flag. Your political party will be just fine as long as there's evangelical Christians eager to believe whatever they're told at church and on Fox News.Now, if you don't mind Mr. Santorum, please stop scrutinizing your political party so they can continue shredding the Constitution killing Muslims protecting America.