Televangelists Say the Darnedest Things

Sadly this week, it was announced that Christian Televangelist/Dickface/All-Out Motherfucker Bill Keller was having his program, Live Prayer with Bill Keller, yanked from the air as of August 31st.Apparently, "live prayer" included saying such inspirational things as:Islam is a 1,400-year-old lie from the pits of hellThe Koran is a book of fables and liesOprah is a new-age witchMormons, Jehovah's Witnesses and Scientologists are evil cultsVoting for Mitt Romney is a vote for SatanMohammed was a murdering pedophileCalls to Mitt Romney, Mohammed, and Oprah were not immediately returned.